http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/my life as an everyday eccentric and high class call girl!en-EUMokoFeed10http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/62/0193d8669895e324f72b107ec87ab4_160x200.jpghttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/12/09/still-alive-5188643/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-12-09:/2008/12/09/still-alive-5188643/Tue, 09 Dec 2008 11:09:57 +0100 <p>Hello dear blog-reader people - sorry I've not been on. I've been working my little stockings off at my regular job and Soapy Suzie's been abandoned for the time being.</p> <p>She'll probably be dusted down and visit the fish in the next week or two, but I'm living the quiet life until next spring ... just as well because I seem to be getting chubbier by the day - but hey Mr. Rubens's ladies were apparently lovely and I've a way to go before I'm as huge as his Venus!</p> <p>Anyway, I've still not heard from the results of my big work thing in September but hope to know the results shortly after Christmas, if it's as successful as I hope it'll be a new game for me and no more visits to my lovely middle-aged chappies. However, it's unlikely to be a runaway success so I reckon I'll get back in with my regulars in the Spring and use their money to give up one of the day jobs and concentrate on the business.</p> <p>Since my indiscretion things have actually improved between my partner and in a way I'm glad it happened because it made me realise how lucky I am that my man's like he is and not like the cheating hoards of other men there are out there.</p> <p>Another stroke of good news is we happened upon a gorgeous house that we can afford - so while money's still very tight at the moment, thanks to the credit crunch we're able to afford a house that 6 months ago was way out of our league! Unfortunately I'm still working reduced hours and it looks likely I'll loose my job in the new year ... "until things pick up" ... like I'm the sort of person to sit at home waiting! (Like I could afford to be that kind of person!)</p> <p>Anyway, that's it for my updates really - all good but nothing too interesting to write about. I'll let you know how it goes with Fish! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/12/09/still-alive-5188643/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lifeeconomyhttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/12/09/still-alive-5188643/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/10/06/my-goals-for-the-stranger-who-posted-the-last-comment-4829751/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-10-06:/2008/10/06/my-goals-for-the-stranger-who-posted-the-last-comment-4829751/Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:38:21 +0200 <p>I am a terribly focused individual and I am not at all bored - not sure where that came from! <br><strong><em>Added later:</em> Oh right! I was bored at work because I was waiting on other people - in life I am not at all bored!</strong></p> <p>I fuck other guys for money and work a full time and a part time job because my goal is to buy my own home and the 2 bedroomed cottage I looked at yesterday is £250,000 - I currently live in a tiny one bedroomed flat that doesn't even have hot water nor does it have a lease and the landlord's a bit dodgy.</p> <p>My other goals are to succeed in business - which is happening, but as anyone who has their own business knows this takes time and effort and hey presto, money!</p> <p>I screwed another bloke not because I am bored in my relationship - indeed I have a fun and interesting time with my partner, we do a lot more together than any couple I know, despite working a combined 120 hours per week. I did it because I am an attention seeker and my partner is the "strong silent type" and we have miss-matched sex drives.</p> <p>Anything else you want to know, just ask - don't assume! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/10/06/my-goals-for-the-stranger-who-posted-the-last-comment-4829751/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/10/06/my-goals-for-the-stranger-who-posted-the-last-comment-4829751/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/10/02/oh-things-picked-up-at-work-4811583/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-10-02:/2008/10/02/oh-things-picked-up-at-work-4811583/Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:47:00 +0200 <p>I never lost my job - just had my hours cut a bit but as it's a second job that's no biggie. Still working at least 45 hours per week - usually nearer 55, so not a lot of time for whoring anyway.</p> <p>I'm bored! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/10/02/oh-things-picked-up-at-work-4811583/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/10/02/oh-things-picked-up-at-work-4811583/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/10/01/what-a-freaking-hypocrite-4806319/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-10-01:/2008/10/01/what-a-freaking-hypocrite-4806319/Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:54:47 +0200 <p>So I decide to stalk Daniel - I know he's got a Bebo, so I logged on then realise I've had a profile with nothing on it for almost 4 years.</p> <p>I understand contacting a married man is a no-no even if he did tell me his name, that he had a Bebo and it was me who took my card off him ... I just wanted to check out his profile - which I couldn't actually get into as I'm not his friend - but I saw his picture and was relieved to see he was as good looking as I remember (Mr. Annoying - who looks like Kung Fu Panda had said he was ugly and I was super pished.)</p> <p>Anyway I completed my profile and then decided to see if my partner has one ... he does and it's active and there's no mention of me on it AND he was on at 10am this morning! I was going to add him as a friend but then I figured if he's using that all the time and not telling me does that mean he's flirting with other women?</p> <p>Here I am not only doing what I've done in the past for money (which to my mind is justifiable) but also cheating on him and checking out the guy I cheated with - which is terrible and completely immoral and I think he's just flirting, but he has 13 friends ... 1 cousin, 1 male, the other 11 blonde beauties and I felt so betrayed!</p> <p>How is that possible? I am loads worse than him (I hope) but then he has gone off "to the gym" and is uncontactable how do I know he's really at the gym and not with one of those floozies?</p> <p>This is a weird situation to be in, until Friday I'd never looked at another guy (well not since we became "boyfriend and girlfriend" over 2 years ago) but now I have and I know things are not all 100% between us. He's my absolute best friend in the whole world and there's no person I'd rather spend the rest of my life with - but the sexual chemistry isn't there and never has been. Everything else is perfect, I love him, he loves me, we have a home and our pets and our families love each other and on Monday we were planning our wedding. I do want to be with him forever and ever but I just wish there was that zing there which Daniel reminded me I used to have with other boyfriends who I didn't care a hoot about - This is really really horrible and I don't know what to do! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/10/01/what-a-freaking-hypocrite-4806319/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/10/01/what-a-freaking-hypocrite-4806319/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/28/i-was-unfaithful-4792383/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-09-28:/2008/09/28/i-was-unfaithful-4792383/Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:00:26 +0200 <p>I did something appalling on Friday night - I cheated. For the first time in my life and after I am happily settled I had a one night stand, it meant nothing but (apart from the guilt and paranoia) felt incredible.</p> <p>I don't really know how it happened, I was away from home for four days and I suppose I was feeling neglected and unfancied. I know my partner adores me, he tells me every day how much he loves me and he does say regularly that I am "pretty" - but it's not a sexual thing, I feel like his daughter or his pet a lot of the time. He's not a sexual person really, when we do make love it's fantastic but he's definitely a twice a week on a good week kind of guy and when he kisses me it's pecks, we only ever "snog" if we're going to have sex and no matter how often I tell him I want him to fancy me and kiss me passionately he just doesn't take it on board. Lately we'd done the deed even less than normal - admittedly we did spend the Sunday before I went away in bed but it was just hand and mouth action and the time before that was the previous Saturday (7 days before not "yesterday") and again that was just foreplay type stuff - we'd not made love "properly" for well over 2 weeks. The rest of the time his huge love for me is completely protective and caring but not remotely sexual. Added to that although he knew I was going away for 4 days from Thursday he went away for Monday and Tuesday when really he could have done that at any time so I was feeling rather neglected.</p> <p>Anyway I was in a new place where I didn't know anyone, but I was getting on well with the group I was with and on Friday night we went out. Just before going out though I suffered an attack of paranoia and decided nobody in the group I was staying with liked me ... eventually after an hour on the phone to my sister she told me I was a twat and made me find my group and meet up - which I duly did.</p> <p>The party I was out with were great and we went for food and drinks and basically after drowning my fears with 7 single malt whiskies I was up dancing and drinking Moet out the bottle with everyone else. Then I met this guy who looked just like a lad I went to school with, who I've since re-met and kind of regret not having got with at the time. But my partner is the man I want to grow old with so though the boy from school would have been willing to meet for a  few rendezvous he's not the one so I've not done anything about it.</p> <p>Anyway after prancing about on the floor for a while, I get back and see one of my party, we'll call her Cat, chatting up a guy from the stag night party who were also out in a strange town for the night. I had the audacity to tell her off coz she's got a husband and she said she was only flirting and would never cheat ... in all honesty I agreed wholeheartedly with her.</p> <p>Then I'm not really sure what happened but I was sat next to the lad who was previously being chatted up by my friend. Now there were 3 of us girls at that table - Cat is a very big black girl, Jade is a blonde haired orange bimbo and myself who is the combats and vest top and a tiny bit of mascara type - I'm pretty sure (though I was very drunk and a bit paranoid still) that the lad ... lets call him Daniel coz that's his name! ... was after Cat, I think he'd have settled for Jade and I'm sure he only went for me coz the others weren't so blatant!</p> <p>Anyway I'm digressing! After a bit of normal conversation we discovered we were both taken, he had been married just 2 months ... I grabbed his left hand and told him I was super impressed he was keeping his ring on and he admitted it was coz it was stuck and I joked that he was safe to flirt with. I can't remember what happened next but next thing (must have been 20 minutes though) I know we were outside the club and sitting on a wall thinking about going our separate ways but you know how sometimes you meet someone and you just don't want the night to end ... I knew I had to be at work for 7am but I couldn't bear to go back to my hotel just then (and I am the most boring person when it comes to getting a good night's sleep - especially as Saturday promised to be (and was) the most important day in my career to date.)</p> <p>So he asked to kiss me ... always a good one for me no matter how cheesy it sounds, indeed my partner asked to kiss me the first time too. And I teased and said I wasn't sure I might knee him in the nuts - he took the risk and looked very relieved when he found out I was joking and he was an amazing kisser and the first guy I've fancied (and wasn't paying me huge amounts of money) that I've kissed since the day I met my partner.</p> <p>We would have left it there but then a lad from my party who not only had developed an amazing crush on me but was also an incredibly annoying know-it-all asked if he may walk me back to my hotel and so I said I was chatting to my "long lost friend" and he'd walk me back later - even though Mr Annoying had turned up at the point where we were saying goodbye (and probably saw the whole thing.) </p> <p>So we were obliged to hang about a bit longer til Mr. Irritating disappeared, then it was only natural that Daniel would walk me home. All along he was told "I'm not shagging you" and I truly meant it. When I told him I was using him for a hug coz I was away from home and lonely I was telling the truth and he accepted it. But of course there was the chemistry and he ended up in my hotel room and my God did that boy worship my body?! </p> <p>My partner is good, better even than Daniel (though Daniel was super talented) but he looked at me in such a way as my clients do. But he wasn't a middle aged bloke with a saggy wife of 20 years - he was my age with a fresh young wife and I'm pretty sure a penchant for large black girls with enormous bottoms (Cat's bottom was AMAZING!) Yet the way he looked at me and stroked me and fucked me 3 times (once urgently, twice with such tenderness) and complimented me constantly and even when he thought I was asleep was a real hit, a lot more so than the orgasms that never came (coz just as he brought me too I saw my partner and before feeling guilt thinking "why doesn't he adore me like this?")</p> <p>Now I know after almost 3 years the lust dies, but my partner has never once looked at me with anything in his eyes other than appreciation. My theory is it's because before me he's only ever shagged one girl (when he was drunk) and had only messed around with other women when drunk or high (he was a bad boy, he's since turned good and would never touch drugs now.) His entire sober experience of women before me, was girls on TV, Films and Porn - he's never seen cellulite EVER in real life and so when he first saw my (at the time pretty much flawless) body he assumed it was the norm - yes I had the odd pimple but he's not stupid, he knows about air brushing! And now I'm a rather out of shape size 12 I've let myself go a bit in his eyes, he'd never actually say that but I know he thinks it a little ... anyway I've decided to cure him by taking him to the beach next summer and letting him see lots of semi-naked ladies!</p> <p>So the next day I felt really guilty and I didn't go out on Saturday (our final night with the group of strangers who became friends) I was the only one and looked anti-social going to my room immediately after getting back from work at 9pm but I was just too terrified to go out as he said he couldn't wait to see me again.</p> <p>But although I do wish I wasn't that shallow and didn't need to be adored I don't really regret it. I do feel guilty and certainly feel dreadful for betraying my poor partner (though after saying that Daniel did only get the sex coz he spent many hours holding and hugging a drunken me telling him how much I loved my wonderful fiance!) But the experience of a one night stand was great fun, telling the lad he was to give me my business card back so he couldn't have my number and kicking him out after a night of passion was empowering ... so funny, his face told me he was insulted and yet impressed by being used for his body, I think overall he was pleased - after all as I said he should think himself lucky I'm not seeing what size pot his bunny takes! </p> <p>Yet that guy was so appreciative it really made me feel good (physically) he didn't want to leave, he stroked me and whispered sweet nothings - I'm not deluded I know he is cheating on his poor wife of two months, I know he would have been whispering exactly the same compliments changed to fit with Cat or Jade if they'd been easy and desperate for attention, I know I'm not the gorgeous angel he told me I was - but it felt wonderful to be adored like that and I wish with all my heart my own partner would make the effort to seduce me and find me so gorgeous he can't keep his hands off me!</p> <p>Anyway I eventually got 2 hour's kip and went to the most important career thing I ever did and luckily I got through on adrenalin and it went better than I hoped - I'll not know til next year the outcome of my efforts of the last 4 days but I think I've done more than enough to push myself forward and maybe even be able to afford to give up the whoring forever!</p> <p>My one night stand ... I don't know how I feel about that! I'm thinking maybe the guilt was worth it, normally after going away from my partner I get back and his laid back hug and peck on the lips infuriate me and I wonder why he's not thrown me down and ripped my clothes off then and there, we invariably have a row or a sulk after being apart. Today we hugged and chatted and went for lunch (he's at work so we only got an hour) and everything's great between us because I can see that he's just the way he is and he does love me, he's just not passionate. If my work thing went as well as I think it did, from next year I'll be working away a lot - if I'm careful and don't get diseased or make an emotional attachment perhaps the odd passionate night would do me and my relationship good? It works for some of my clients! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/28/i-was-unfaithful-4792383/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lovelifehttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/28/i-was-unfaithful-4792383/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/22/another-survey-perhaps-4761136/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-09-22:/2008/09/22/another-survey-perhaps-4761136/Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:02:01 +0200 <p>As I can not think of a single thing to write!</p> <p>Have you ever been served breakfast in bed? <br><strong>umm well occasionally my partner drives the 3 miles to the nearest shop and brings me cakes on a Sunday but that's the closest really</strong></p> <p>What is the most challenging meal you have ever cooked? <br><strong>I can't remember, I remember trying something dead simple at uni (toad in the hole?) and it was pants and I spent the rest of the evening crying but I love cooking so every meals a challenge to make it just right ...<br></strong><br>Are you one to approach others, or let them approach you first? <br><strong>Depends why!<br></strong><br>When was the last time you took painkillers? <br><strong>The day before yesterday, I had a killer toothache.<br></strong><br>Have you ever picked flowers out of someone else's garden without asking? <br><strong>Yep!<br></strong><br>Who did you give them to, or did you keep them for yourself? <br><strong>I remember picking some daffodils from somewhere I shouldn't (possibly a park, possibly a garden ... hope it wasn't a cemetry! lol) and then realising I'd get in trouble with my parents so I gave them to an old lady ... I was about 8 at the time!<br></strong><br>What was your favorite thing to do as a little kid? <br><strong>Play "dens" on my own ... kinda still is!<br></strong><br>Are holidays as fun for you now as they were when you were younger? <br><strong>They're infinately better, holidays with my family were stressful!<br></strong><br>Do you find non-fiction to be boring? <br><strong>Depends, non-fiction is everything real!<br></strong><br>Are you a punctual person? Or are you always late? <br><strong>I'm a person which means I am both! (Usually Suzie is late though, I always forget she takes a lot longer to get ready than I do!!!)</p> <p></strong>Do you own a thesaurus? Do you actually use it? <br><strong>I do and I used to but now as I type almost everything I use the one in word or on dictionary.com<br></strong><br>What is the longest essay or research paper you have written? <br><strong>My dissertation for uni<br></strong><br>Do you ever write your own short stories? <br><strong>yes ... I shall be serialising them and selling them ... are you interested in buying?<br></strong><br>Have you ever won money by entering a contest/raffle? <br><strong>no<br></strong><br>Have you ever lost something very valuable? <br><strong>I lost a diamond a couple of weeks ago out my favourite ring <img src="/img/smilies/icon_surprised.gif" alt=":o" class="middle" border="0">(<br></strong><br>Have you ever lost something with a lot of sentimental value? <br><strong>Not really<br></strong><br>Have you ever been close to drowning? <br><strong>yes<br></strong><br>Have you ever had a panic attack? <br><strong>no<br></strong><br>What stores do you go into when you go to the mall? <br><strong>Always bookshops and Lush and occasionally cheap clothes shops to look at the sale rails ... but then I never buy anything and go and buy 2nd hand good quality for the same price on Ebay!<br></strong><br>Do you ever stop to eat in the food court? <br><strong>Occasionally<br></strong><br>Do you find it easy to relate to other people? <br><strong>yes<br></strong><br>Who is your favorite philosopher? <br><strong>I don't know any personally<br></strong><br>What is your favorite song to sing? <br><strong>Fairy Tale of New York of course - who doesn't love singing that song?<br></strong><br>Do you consciously try to be unique, or do you just be you? <br><strong>I am me<br></strong><br>Do you worry about being judged by other people? <br><strong>As Soapy Suzie, yes I do it's a terrible shame I can't be open and honest about what I do I mean Jeasus wouldn't have a problem but "Society" would - bollocks that's what I say! But the rest of me, no, as my granddad would say; "Fuck 'em!"<br></strong><br>If someone doesn't like you, do you usually want to know the reason? <br><strong>Not being funny here but I've never actually met anyone who didn't like me except my one enemy and she admitted she doesn't like me because her friends did and she was jealous!<br></strong><br>When was the last time you told someone something really important? <br><strong>I told my partner I love him about half an hour ago<br></strong><br>Have you ever lost a large amount of money? <br><strong>not sure, I may have been conned out of £1,600 but if I was the bank was at fault so they have to pay the money to who it really should have gone to!<br></strong><br>Have you ever tried to blame something you did on someone else? <br><strong>lol my hamster got blamed for a right stinker of a fart yesterday!!!<br></strong><br>Did that person get in trouble, or did the plan fail? <br><strong>It kinda failed so I blamed the dog - even though he was in the garden!<br></strong><br>What is the weirdest hairstyle you have ever had? <br><strong>The cusomary bright orange all teenagers seem to get when home bleaching goes wrong<br></strong><br>Describe the ugliest pair of shoes you own? <br><strong>very comfortable!<br></strong><br>How many times a day do you look in the mirror? For how long? <br><strong>no idea<br></strong><br>Are you ashamed to leave the house when not looking your best? <br><strong>not at all<br></strong><br>If you are antisocial, WHY are you that way? <br><strong>I'm usually anti-social when I've had people in my face being needy for too long<br></strong><br>Are you modest? <br><strong>nope<br></strong><br>Are you afraid of public speaking? <br><strong>nope<br></strong><br>What is your favorite stringed instrument? <br><strong>violin<br></strong><br>Who is your favorite singer? <br><strong>Freddie Mercury<br></strong><br>If you could relive one day from last year, what day would it be? Why? <br><strong>Christmas day because it was 100% perfect in every single detail<br></strong><br>What is something that you are afraid to fail at? <br><strong>life<br></strong><br>What would happen if you did fail at it? <br><strong>I'd have wasted my few measly years here!<br></strong><br>Do you ever worry about your loved ones dying? <br><strong>yes but not continuously ... and my grandad is finally looking perkier after horrendous surgery 6 weeks ago!<br></strong><br>What is the cutest thing a guy could do for a girl? <br><strong>Why that depends<br></strong><br>Stuffed animals--Immature, or should everyone have one? <br><strong>I wonder about people who don't have an attachment to a toy from their childhood, something's not quite right there!<br></strong><br>What do you like in your breakfast burritos? <br><strong>I beg your what?<br></strong><br>What restaurant would you choose to go to for breakfast? <br><strong>There's a nice deli 3 miles up the road <br></strong><br>How much money do you think you cost your parents? <br><strong>Depends if you include my share of the mortgage, electric, and holidays I never wanted to go on ... like my mother does!<br></strong><br>Do you have good hand/eye coordination? <br><strong>no I have a mild case of that number dyslexia thing which also means I can't catch a ball!<br></strong><br>Can you do a flip on a trampoline? <br><strong>not tried since I was a kiddie but I think I could<br></strong><br>Do you remember the last time you climbed a tree? <br><strong>yes! <br></strong><br>Did you ever lie on your back and pick shapes out of clouds as a kid? <br><strong>I did it 3 weeks ago!<br></strong><br>Do you watch any Japanese anime? <br><strong>no I find it freaky<br></strong><br>Is there a foreign culture you are interested in learning more about? <br><strong>many<br></strong><br>Do you let your emotions get the best of you in a fight? <br><strong>no I'm so cool I become icy cold I only break down after the fight has been won ... it's unnatural and upsets people close to me but it's just the way I am<br></strong><br>Do you know anyone who's reputation has recently been ruined? <br><strong>no<br></strong><br>When did you first get a cellphone? <br><strong>1999 I think<br></strong><br>Do you have your own laptop computer? <br><strong>yes<br></strong><br>How about your own digital computer? <br><strong>obv. not as I thought my laptop was digital ... what is that then?<br></strong><br>Do you drive your own car, or your parents'? <br><strong>my boyfriends<br></strong><br>Say something inappropriate? <br><strong>cuzum bigum<br></strong><br>What were you doing before you started taking this survey? <br><strong>procrastinating on other websites<br></strong><br>Describe the best summer you ever had? <br><strong>1995 - hot weather, 16 years old and was the new girl in a seaside town ... oh boy was that perfect!<br></strong><br>Describe the best winter break you ever had? <br><strong>I think the one coming is earmarked for that accolade!<br></strong><br>Do you eat any meat other than Turkey on Thanksgiving? <br><strong>I don't like turkey<br></strong><br>Did you attend a pre-school? <br><strong>I went to nursery yes<br></strong><br>Do you remember what it was like to learn to count to 100? <br><strong>no I could read, write and count before I was 3<br></strong><br>What is something you lost in the process of growing up? <br><strong>my "uncool"<br></strong><br>Do you wear any wristbands? If so, what's on them? <br><strong>no<br></strong><br>What was the last picture you were in? <br><strong>Well I should have been in the local newspapers recently but never saw myself or my ad peice!</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/22/another-survey-perhaps-4761136/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/22/another-survey-perhaps-4761136/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/16/less-of-a-prozzy-more-of-a-person-4735024/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-09-16:/2008/09/16/less-of-a-prozzy-more-of-a-person-4735024/Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:33:32 +0200 <p>Bah not working again for a bit, if ever - well I will see one or two of my regulars again but I dunno, I think Soapy Suzie can be put away til Spring as was supposed to happen a while back. I'm just not in the right mind set and daft as it seems I like to be wholly proffessional, I bath in scented oils that arouse passionate feelings and I go into my job whole-heartedly thinking nothing of my Honey and everything of my client's pleasure ... but lately I've just felt guilt and insecurity, never attractive qualities!</p> <p>So if you'd like to read a normal, everyday blog about a lady who works in an office then keep reading, otherwise there's always that Billie Piper program on the TV!</p> <p>Oh I'm definately going to lose my second job, it's for a construction company - ah well, it was too much hassle anyway. I've come to an arrangement with my boss, I'll stay til they can no longer pay me then I leave on good terms and if the work picks up it's an option to go back, but I was working too much anyway so better me than some poor sod with kids and no other form of income.</p> <p>Finally in my life as it stands, I have a headache - how dull but really ruling my life today!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/16/less-of-a-prozzy-more-of-a-person-4735024/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/16/less-of-a-prozzy-more-of-a-person-4735024/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/10/a-potential-client-s-request-4708144/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-09-10:/2008/09/10/a-potential-client-s-request-4708144/Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:46:36 +0200 <p><strong>"Ok write your top ten tips (and places) for pulling a woman on your blog"</strong></p> <p>So I thought I'd think back to past lushes and tell you where I met them - in no particular order of workability!</p> <p>1.) A social networking site - not a dating site they never worked (My perfect match!)</p> <p>2.) Told my pal I was going to pull the next bloke who walked in the pub door (and a very happy 7 months we spent together and are still good friends!)</p> <p>3.) Walking down the street and he and his cousin wanted me and my sister ... he was the attractive one so I made sure I walked wth him, then he pestered me til I agreed to go on a date (that was another happy 7 months and a bit of my heart is still with him but it could never work.)</p> <p>4.) School </p> <p>5.) Sitting in his pub bemoaning the loss of the one I met at school</p> <p>6.) Work (proper work not Suzie)</p> <p>7.) Man in workplace adjoining mine ... messy, married and also cheating on me with a lass who was later to become a great friend</p> <p>8.) The support worker of a man who uses my kennels ... I love him a bit to this day and he loves me (and he knows about Suzie) but we'd never make it as a couple so after a brief fling I met my current partner and we're just friends now.</p> <p>9.) Another barman who had amazing eyes but a terrible drug habit</p> <p>And that's it ... I've slept with 9 men in my life, weird when you consider my job!</p> <p>So I think a hypothetical 10th position would be being introduced by friends - it's never worked for me but then I've been single for 7 weeks since I was 16 so friends have never had to introduce me to people but I know a lot of people who married blind dates so it must work.</p> <p>How to pick them up doesn't have 10 points, just one - be yourself! Women can see right through "acts" and they'll just think you're sad but if you relax and act naturally the right girls will flock to you!</p> <p>Now that will be £9 please my friend who is not a teacher!!! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/10/a-potential-client-s-request-4708144/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/10/a-potential-client-s-request-4708144/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/09/so-fate-decided-again-4703527/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-09-09:/2008/09/09/so-fate-decided-again-4703527/Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:34:55 +0200 <p>Bloody car broke down on way to meet my client - just got back from the garage, car's still there!</p> <p>How bloody ironic, I lost an hour's wages and really peed off the client and now I'm going to need more money to pay the mechanic and even possibly buy a new car!</p> <p>This is a very angry Andrea!</p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/grayupset.gif" alt=":##" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/09/so-fate-decided-again-4703527/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/09/so-fate-decided-again-4703527/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/09/something-fishy-4702825/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-09-09:/2008/09/09/something-fishy-4702825/Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:29:51 +0200 <p>What would you do?</p> <p>My regular "Fish" (he doesn't smell that's not why he has that name!) would like to see me today and as I am now not getting any new clients for a couple of weeks I really need to see him.</p> <p>He's free all day and I've got a relatively flexible job and so can pop off and see him during the working day - but I'm dead busy in the office. In addition I have a dog coming to my kennels this afternoon and have to spend time on my second job this evening ... even though I have a feeling I shall be sacked from that one soon (long story and not my fault, I just can't be bothered defending myself so am being on my best behaviour and showing when I say I will until the inevitable happens and they let me go.) So really the only time I can see him will be lunchtime or leave work a couple of hours early.</p> <p>So do I see him for £85? - it'll take 2 hours if you include travelling so including 2 hours lost wages I shall be only earning £65 and my work will pile up in the office or do I say "no sorry can't make it" and be loyal to my desk job that doesn't pay all the bills? </p> <p>Hmmm I'm not a very good whore am I?! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/09/something-fishy-4702825/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/09/something-fishy-4702825/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/08/freezing-feet-4699433/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-09-08:/2008/09/08/freezing-feet-4699433/Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:29:15 +0200 <p>Oh Goodness now something's come up and I might have to skip off the whoring again ... am I or am I not the most slacking offery hooker on the planet - 4 clients and I can't even be relied upon to see them!</p> <p>Oh Gosh I am in an awful pickle - I think it's because I am actually not at all money orientated (seriously!) but I realise the importance of paying bills and I would like a roof over my head which cost money ... oh God but the risk of being caught - it's not worth it is it?</p> <p>And Mr Scary Muslim's at me again *shudder* Oh got to go! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/08/freezing-feet-4699433/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/08/freezing-feet-4699433/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/04/hi-ho-hi-ho-it-s-off-to-work-i-go-da-da-da-da-da-4680461/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-09-04:/2008/09/04/hi-ho-hi-ho-it-s-off-to-work-i-go-da-da-da-da-da-4680461/Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:10:51 +0200 <p>Well, I say! Had a wee chat with a mortgage advisor and for a £90,000 mortgage (yes a shed on an island somewhere) I'll be paying over £700 per month ... like I can afford that!</p> <p>So I thought "sod the crap hair, I'm going back to work" and posted a new ad.</p> <p>Well have I been busy fielding my replies?! Gosh there's a lot of men out there wanting a peice of Soapy Suzie. There's a lot of men out there who are just plain weird and want to be my friend too and there's an absolute freak in Dundee (Muslim of course) who seems to want to own me! (I'm not being racist there, Middle Eastern men do want to own women, it's a fact, I've never met one who didn't want to "save me" - even when I worked in a shop - and marry me and make me stay at home and breed for him - I get that from Muslim men even when I say "No! Go away I don't want you to buy me a drink thank you" - aghhh!)</p> <p>Anyway something funny happened last night, I get a lot of guys who go chicken after planning a meeting ... at least one of you will know that <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"> which is understandable and not a problem. But there's this guy, I think I introduced you to him as D2 who's been planning meetings since March and things just keep happening, he'll have to work or I will, one time my car broke down, another I damaged my leg at the gym and twice he emailled the day I was going off on holiday.</p> <p>So yesterday we set a date, I left work a wee bit early and had just got out the shower when I saw I had a message - he had to work! So we spoke on the phone and he say's "no I'm calling work, I want to see you" so he does, rings me 5 minutes later and we're back on ... another 5 minutes pass and he calls me back - he's got to work, something happened to his collegue (not saying what you might put 2 and 2 together and customer confidentiality is paramount!) and I went for a game of tennis instead.</p> <p>So there you go - what shall I do next time he sets a date? It's as though fate doesn't want us to meet. It's not like he's not who he says he is, he gave me his name, address, phone numbers and he's a well known man in the area but I just think it's never going to happen there - but it made me giggle.</p> <p>Maybe I'll work this weekend, I hope so coz I need to find £50,000 before next Spring and thats a LOT of money (£500 hours work!!!)</p> <p>Toodle-pip my bloggy friends.<br> x </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/04/hi-ho-hi-ho-it-s-off-to-work-i-go-da-da-da-da-da-4680461/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/09/04/hi-ho-hi-ho-it-s-off-to-work-i-go-da-da-da-da-da-4680461/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/08/27/a-survey-about-me-4643823/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-08-27:/2008/08/27/a-survey-about-me-4643823/Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:19:54 +0200 <p>You're trapped in a room for 3 days with your worst enemy, what do you do?<br><strong>bounce on the ugly old fatty!</p> <p></strong>You are stuck on an elevator with the person you've fallen the hardest for ...<br><strong>better than being woth old gossipy mouth fatty bum-bum wouldn't it - we'd play games it'd be a giggle!</p> <p></strong>The celebrity you love the most offers to marry you, as long as you don't talk to any of your current friends or family members anymore, do you marry them?<br><strong>no that'd be stupid I don't even know him!</p> <p></strong>You weigh 700 pounds, do you get liposuction or lose the weight manually?<br><strong>thats 50 stone - I'd not ge that fat in the first place!</p> <p></strong>Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?<br><strong>yes he does which is why I'm going to marry him!</p> <p></strong>Have you ever liked someone on your top?<br><strong>is this like a Myspace top 8 thing? If so yes.</p> <p></strong>Your boyfriend/girlfriend finds out they have AIDS, do you get yourself tested?<br><strong>Of course and I wouldn't be happy about it either!</p> <p></strong>If you ever wanna live to see another day, you're forced to snort cocaine, do you do it?<br><strong>hang on you mean I am being forced and I don't have to pay or meet any dodgy dealer types? and you think I'd say no? c'mon, I'm no druggie but it's not smack is it?!</p> <p></strong>What about shoot up heroin?<br><strong>Ah! well I suppose just the once and only coz I'm gonna die if I don't!</p> <p></strong> you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?<br><strong>I've never seen a saw movie, horror doesn't do anything for me, but I should think so they're pretty stupid in those films aren't they!</p> <p></strong>You have to dye your hair a different color for the rest of your life, what color do you choose?<br><strong>Prolly blonde</p> <p></strong>Someone asks you on a date, where do you wanna go?<br><strong>picnics are always nice 1st dates</p> <p></strong>You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?<br><strong>I'd rather not share that information it could lead to who I really am!</p> <p></strong>When's the last time you were in a photobooth taking pictures with friends?<br><strong>not sure I've ever done that!</p> <p></strong>Are you mad about anything?<br><strong>mad as in angry or just plain nuts?</p> <p></strong>Your good friend is getting beat up real bad in a fight, do you help out?<br><strong>depends if he bought it on himself and how bad "real bad" is</p> <p></strong>Are you listening to music?<br><strong>no</p> <p></strong>When's the last time you had a birthday party?<br><strong>my last birthday</p> <p></strong>Are you planning on going to college?<br><strong>no been there, done that and almost finished off paying the fees 10 years on!</p> <p></strong>Do you smoke weed everyday?<br><strong>never have</p> <p></strong>Could you go a month without cursing?<br><strong>if I had to</p> <p></strong>Are you currently reading a book?<br><strong>I'm currently reading 2 books which are due back soon so better get a move on!</p> <p></strong>Have you ever ridden a horse?<br><strong>yes</p> <p></strong>What's the funniest movie you've ever seen?<br><strong>Borat I think</p> <p></strong>Would you strip for a million dollars?<br><strong>lol well it'd beat £95! </p> <p></strong>Are you scared of sharks?<br><strong>no<br></strong><br>You can take one friend on vacation with you (no boyfriends/girlfriends!), who do you take?<br><strong>If I couldn't take my partner I'd rather go alone or with the dogs, me time is something I lack!</strong></p> <p>Have you met your dream guy/girl?<br><strong>yep<br></strong><br>Your friend has bulimia, what do you do?<br><strong>ditch them I'm afraid or ask them not to talk about it, these "illnesses" really piss me off.</strong></p> <p>You take someone's boyfriend/girlfriend and they start cutting themselves, do you feel bad?<br><strong>No self harm is another made up illness and I hate attention seekers - I wouldn't take someone's boyfriend anyway</strong></p> <p>You get arrested, what for?<br><strong>Tax evasion I guess - that's the only law I've ever broken</strong></p> <p>What are you wearing?<br><strong>Jeans and t.shirt and cardi</strong></p> <p>Have you ever been called 'scene'?<br><strong>no - is that good?</strong></p> <p>Abortion; yes or no?<br><strong>yes </strong></p> <p>Gay marriage; yes or no?<br><strong>yes</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/08/27/a-survey-about-me-4643823/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lifehttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/08/27/a-survey-about-me-4643823/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/08/26/sorry-i-was-away-from-my-bed-4638367/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-08-26:/2008/08/26/sorry-i-was-away-from-my-bed-4638367/Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:46:54 +0200 <p>Hey there, </p> <p>Not been whoring lately, just ordinary boring work like everyone else. And so I am skint!</p> <p>The Fish asked for a meet last night but he didn't give me a lot of notice and so I wasn't able to see him, I hope he doesn't go elsewhere!</p> <p>Next year I intend to give up my day job and concentrate on really pushing my business forward. (My legit business that is!) I've run it as a little part-time on the side venture for 8 years now and it's make or break time. So I intend to hand in my notice and take the plunge - however I also intend to really go for it with Soapy Suzie at the same time, just so's I've got some pocket money.</p> <p>So as from next year there will be probably one or two customers a week as opposed to 77 days (really that long?) without working as one of my readers pointed out!</p> <p>Anyway, that's it really not a lot to report - I'll maybe have something to say tomorrow.</p> <p>Lots of love to you all.<br> x </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/08/26/sorry-i-was-away-from-my-bed-4638367/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lifehttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/08/26/sorry-i-was-away-from-my-bed-4638367/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/06/09/finally-got-back-to-work-4291375/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-06-09:/2008/06/09/finally-got-back-to-work-4291375/Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:49:07 +0200 <p>So had an appontment booked with D1 at the weekend, it'd been booked for ages and I was well prepared and know him so not nervous or anything.</p> <p>However, come Saturday morning, my bloody body let me down ... surely it was only a week or two since the last one? Unfortunately I have no natural rythmn and can go months and months with no curse then three come along at once, VERY annoying!</p> <p>Still never mind, I didn't have to take my knickers off for this one so I carried on preparing, false nails - check, tasteful matching bra and thong - check, vibratey things - check, stockings and suspenders - check, sexy secretary outfit - check ... so just to get my stillettos I put in the wardrobe last time I wore them.</p> <p>Could I find those stilettos? Could I Fuckery! I searched high and low and I found one of them - ONE!!! Now most people lose the odd sock, not me, I lose shoes, it ALWAYS happens. Now I have got a puppy and a big garden and in the past I have wondered if my lost shoes have ended up buried somewhere by my pup. But how could a puppy open a locked door, then open a wardrobe, select one shoe from a pile of clothes and shoes and bags that reaches almost to the top of the cupboard, close the wardrobe, lock the door and go off to bury the shoe without being seen? Yes I know it's not possible, evidently the sock goblin needs shoes to go with all his odd socks!</p> <p>Anyway, eventually I set off with a pair of pretty office shoes and crossed fingers and arrived only 8 minutes late ... never actually been on time yet! It was all acedemic anyway as I arrived in trainers adn jeans and when I went to change in his bathroom I realised I'd left my shoes in the car and decided to wing it - needless to say he was so taken with the rest of my outfit he never even noticed the missing shoes - sometimes I feel I'd be better servicing women ... they notice stuff! lol.</p> <p>So I did what I had to do with D1, actually I'd done what I had to do within 4 minutes of arriving but felt I should hang around a bit trying for a second coming <img class="smiley" src="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/tinymce/jss/plugins/blogdeemotions/smilies/08wink.gif" border="0" alt=""> which obviously never happened he is mid 50's after all. </p> <p>Anyway I think from now on I shan't kiss any clients, unfortunately I have to kiss the ones who are used to it but not any new ones. I've never liked it but it was worse this time because I was actually thinking about what I was doing rather than concentrating on satisfying the man and whilst he was kissing me I gagged!!! I'm sure he must have noticed - poor man, I mean he's not that gross or anything but I was just stood there thinking "so you've got an old man's tongue in your mouth for £100, what would your boyfriend say, see his tongue is in your mouth" etc. ... it's not good to do that, one NEVER thinks about what is actually happening whilst it happens.</p> <p>Anyway, I think the Fish has given up on me because he never gives me notice and if I've got something planned or I can't get hold of my security guy to tell him where I am I can hardly drop everything can I? Unfortunately I get the impression that the Fish feels for about £100 a month on average he is my boss and I have to drop everything to be there - shame really apart from Simply Red he's fab.</p> <p>Got another potential booking at the end of the month, this will be a bit better in that I reckon I'll actually have a bit of fun - it's not the normal giving an old man a hand-job, but the bad thing is he reads my blog ... that won't stop me from writing an honest opinion of him here though! lol. </p> <p>My real life is pretty cool at the moment, I'm growing vegetables and pickling onions at home and meeting clients and training new staff at work - no one would ever guess what my night job is - so strange, I wonder what secrets other seeming ly respectable, plain, ordinary people have? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/06/09/finally-got-back-to-work-4291375/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>sex-prostitutionhttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/06/09/finally-got-back-to-work-4291375/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/05/26/another-questionnaire-4224586/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-05-26:/2008/05/26/another-questionnaire-4224586/Mon, 26 May 2008 16:36:43 +0200 <p>Hello there, sorry I've not been about much. Not been working so had nothing to report really. The Fish and I keep missing one another and then today I got his message asking me to work and I'm like "Yay! at last I need the dosh" and then I realise that unfortunately I am "unclean" and while I'm sure there's plenty of guys who'd pay for that kind of thing I fear the Fish isn't one of them!</p> <p>So here's a survey incase you'd like to get to know me better.</p> <p><strong>A fact about the person you love ...</strong><br>HE'S VERY TALL</p> <p><strong>What happened at 10:00 am today?</strong><br>MY BOSS GAVE ME A LOVELY GIFT</p> <p><strong>When did you last cry?<br></strong>WHEN I READ A SAD STORY IN A BOOK ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO</p> <p><strong>What do you want in your life right now?</strong> <br>ABOUT £40,000 WOULD MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE! (MORE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER!)</p> <p><strong>Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?</strong><br>NO </p> <p><strong>Something you just don't understand?<br></strong>BIO-CHEMISTRY ALWAYS STRUGGLED WITH THAT AT UNIVERSITY</p> <p><strong>What is the last thing someone bought you?</strong><br>CONCERT TICKETS I THINK</p> <p><strong>When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?</strong><br>NOT SURE WHO THAT IS BUT PROBABLY NEVER!</p> <p><strong>Where did you last eat?</strong><br>IN MY SITTING ROOM</p> <p><strong>Name someone whose name starts with the letter "A".</strong><br>ANDREA!</p> <p><strong>Who's the most annoying person in your neighborhood?</strong><br>I LIVE IN THE COUNTRY SO THE POULTRY ARE THE MOST NOISY THINGS AND I DON'T THINK THEY CLASS AS PEOPLE!</p> <p><strong>What were you doing at 8:30PM last Friday night?</strong><br>I WAS AT A MAKE-UP PARTY</p> <p><strong>What are you thinking of right now?</strong><br>CAMERON DIAZ</p> <p><strong>What did you do today?<br></strong>JUST WORKED ... OR MORE LIKE MAINLY PRETENDED TO WORK WHILE I SURF THE NET OH AND I INTERVIEWED A LASS TOO, SHE SEEMS NICE AND IS STARTING NEXT MONTH.</p> <p><strong>Do you have a job?</strong><br>YEP</p> <p><strong>What are you doing right now besides this survey?</strong><br>DRINKING TEA AND PRETENDING TO READ SOME REPORTS</p> <p><strong>What are your plans tomorrow?</strong><br>GOING TO WORK - MIGHT ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING TOMORROW!</p> <p><strong>Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?</strong><br>MAINLY EBAY!</p> <p><strong>What is your current problem?<br></strong>WHORES SHOULDN'T HAVE PERIODS!</p> <p><strong>Laid in someone elses bed today?</strong><br>NOPE</p> <p><strong>Last time you spoke to someone you like?</strong><br>WELL I LIKE MY COLLEGUES SO JUST 10 MINUTES AGO - THE PERSON I LOVE WAS AT ABOUT 7AM TODAY.</p> <p><strong>What are you looking forward to this week?</strong><br>FRIDAY!</p> <p><strong>Have you ever had your heart broken?</strong><br>YEAH</p> <p><strong>Do you like someone right</strong> <strong>now?<br></strong>YEP I LOVE SOMEONE TOO!</p> <p><strong>Why did your parents give you the name you have?<br></strong>PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY LIKED IT?</p> <p><strong>Who was the last person you yelled at?</strong><br>MY GRANDDAD BUT NOT IN AN ANGRY WAY BUT BECAUSE HE COULDN'T HEAR ME AND MY SHOES WERE HURTING TOO MUCH TO WALK OVER TO HIM</p> <p><strong>What is something you do when you are mad?<br></strong>GET VIOLENT OR DRIVE TOO FAST WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY VERY BAD AND SO I TRY AND TAKE DEEP BREATHS AND CONSIDER THE CONSEQUENCES OF LOSING MY TEMPER</p> <p><strong>Have you ever cried when you're mad?</strong><br>YEP </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/05/26/another-questionnaire-4224586/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lifehttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/05/26/another-questionnaire-4224586/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/05/06/hello-strangers-4137839/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-05-06:/2008/05/06/hello-strangers-4137839/Tue, 06 May 2008 11:25:59 +0200 <p>Hiya,</p> <p>Sorry I've not been on, got an injury and a whore on crutches isn't the sexiest thing, then I felt a bit too fat to be charging between £45 and £200 per hour so I never bothered working ... therefore I had no guilty concience so there was little point blogging!</p> <p>Anyway, the Fish had tried to book me for today - but unfortunately I only got the message today so he's gone elsewhere for his kicks (hope it's the golf course!) and I've been in contact with another guy who can only be described as a filthy pervert and I'm really quite looking forward to meeting him at the end of the month, but other than that it's just been people who live near me (horror of horrors - NO WAY!) and time wasters ... so here's a stolen survey!</p> <p>What is your greatest fear? CLOWNS AND CHAINSAWS</p> <p>What is your earliest memory? MY MUM TRYING TO FEED ME AS MY DAD GOT RESTLESS WANTING TO PLAY WITH ME - I MUST HAVE BEEN LESS THAN A YEAR OLD AND MY PARENTS WERE STILL KIDS THEMSELVES!</p> <p>Aside from property what is the most expensive thing you bought? EITHER A HOLIDAY TO CANADA OR A CAR ... THAT IS UNTIL I GET MY MOTORBIKE IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS!!!</p> <p>What would your super power be? I'D BE ABLE TO HALT TIME SO I COULD FIT EVERYTHING I NEED TO DO IN!</p> <p>If you could edit your past, what would you change? I WOULDN'T IT MADE ME WHO I AM</p> <p>Have you ever said "I love you" and not meant it? OF COURSE</p> <p>What is the closest you've come to death? DUNNO - PHYSICALLY I SUPPOSE WHEN I ALMOST DROWNED AS A KID, NEAR MISS WISE I GUESS THE TIME I LANDED MY CAR IN A TREE TOP</p> <p>How would you like to be remembered? AS A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL, A PERSON OF GOOD COMMON SENSE, A SUCESSFUL AUTHOR AND AS SOMEONE WHO MAKES OTHERS PROUD TO BE BRITISH!</p> <p>What is the most important lesson life has taught you to date? THINGS REALLY DO HAPPEN FOR A REASON AND FEW THINGS ARE NEARLY AS BAD AS THEY SEEM AT FIRST. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/05/06/hello-strangers-4137839/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>stuffhttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/05/06/hello-strangers-4137839/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/04/10/home-with-a-bump-4024397/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-04-10:/2008/04/10/home-with-a-bump-4024397/Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:44:03 +0200 <p>Well I had the most amazing week away, it was so lovely, no money worries or other stress, no getting up for work before 6am - just relaxing in a gorgeous cottage and walking for miles each day with our dogs.</p> <p>I came back to a request from the guy I think we called D1, and I turned him down, was meant to be visiting him for an hour on Wednesday and I didn't. I wasn't feeling too good, but also I think after the week away and not needing money I'd kidded myself I could survive without that root of all evils - pah! I mean I didn't say "no, never again" I am after all a business woman at heart! but I did turn down £100 for an hour's work ... unfortunately I got paid today and when I checked my account I was £228.35p OVER my £1,800 overdraft limit - so obviously those bastards at the bank will charge me an extra £35 plus interest plus £35 if anything else bounces before I can get money to my account!</p> <p>Not only that I turned the guy down because of a sense of loyalty, I felt awful for "cheating" on my boyfriend (I mean I know there's no emotional attachment but he's a bloke and we all know when it comes to affairs women are hurt by emotions and men are hurt by someone else going on their territory!) But the thing is my bloody boyfriend is just not interested in me physically at all at the moment - I got it Sunday morning because I practically forced him into it and when I tried it on last night he caused an argument and I ended up on the sofa ... how frigging fair is that?! I totally felt like "confessing" just to hurt him last night, but reason prevailed (for now) - but no way am I apologising and no way am I ever, ever going to proposition him again ... he works a lot and his drives not that great but if he can manage to wank (which he does) he can manage to make an effort for his girlfriend, it's not like he can't, he just won't!</p> <p>And the other thing pissing me off about my bloody bloke is he doesn't appreciate the way I look. Now he does have a really great body, but he's slightly obsessive about it and he expects me to be the same. Now I can get paid £100 per hour for a bloke to drool over my body - now I'm no Kiera Knightly but I can't be that bad surely? Yet my boyfriend all but calls me a fat pig, if I try and eat a cake or sweetie he's there "jokingly" teasing me. If I decide to not go to the gym and stay home to cook his bloody dinner and clean up his bloody mess I'm "slacking off" - seriously I am getting so annoyed with him this week I am thinking that Soapy Suzie might become a bit of a leisure activity too, coz lets face it if my own boyfriend feels the need to compare me to unrealistic women (honestly he thinks film starts are real!) then I'm going to go and get an ego boost from men who know what other real women look like naked ... my dear boyfriend never saw a real live woman naked when he was sober before he met me! You never know it might even save my relationship coz the way that selfish buggers made me feel this week I'm close to ending it with him, I need to be appreciated and complimented or else I might as well indulge in the pleasure of junk-food and idleness, no point staying gorgeous for me - that's just what women who can't get a bloke say! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/04/10/home-with-a-bump-4024397/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lifelovesexhttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/04/10/home-with-a-bump-4024397/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/27/holidays-3950680/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-27:/2008/03/27/holidays-3950680/Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:07:11 +0100 <p>Well no posts and no work for a week - I'm off to spend a lovely week being the real me with my boyfriend and not worrying about money and work and whoring myself out!</p> <p>Got guy number 2 ... we'll call him D1 practically as soon as I get back, but he's nice and civilised and fairly rich, might be in for an extra tip or two from him which will pay the rent for the week I get back.</p> <p>Also think I'll have a booking from a guy called D2 (yeah I am imaginative!) pretty much as soon as I get back, three times he's tried to book my services and three times I've not been able to fit him in - now I realise with things like hairdressers you want the guys who can't see you for ages coz it means they're good, but does that extend to prostitutes? Anyway, maybe it'll be 4th time lucky with this chap.</p> <p>So see you all when I come home.</p> <p>Andrea x </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/27/holidays-3950680/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lifeleisurehttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/27/holidays-3950680/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/25/did-the-fish-eventually-3938033/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-25:/2008/03/25/did-the-fish-eventually-3938033/Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:56:42 +0100 <p>So there was me yesterday afternoon preparing for the man we will call Fish when my boyfriend came home - EARLY!!! Now normally when he comes home unexpectedly I'm delighted so I think he wondered what was wrong when I suddenly went a bit white ... luckily I'd not got as far as getting tarted up or there really would have been some explaining to do!</p> <p>Anyway I made an excuse to pop back to the office and emailed "Fish" to tell him my mum had come round unexpectedly - luckily he was happy with that but said he'd really like me to go over after my mum had left ... well what could I say?</p> <p>Later that evening my boyfriend had to go and play for his sports team so I knew I'd be able to get over to see Fish (he's a 45 minute drive away) do the biz and then hopefully dip myself in the pool before heading home and saying I'd popped out for a swim.</p> <p>Well it all went quite well really - legged it out the door 10 minutes after my boyfriend, drove well over the speed limit to the town between the Fish's and mine, dropped into a supermarket loo to put my face on and arrived only 15 minutes later than I'd said I would (well 3 hours and 15 minutes but I explained the 3 hours earlier!) As before Fish was friendly, sweet and polite, not at all pervy and very complimentary. Unfortunately I had to strip to Simply Red but there you go hazard of the job I guess! We were finished within 50 minutes and after a wee chat about his ex wife and girlfriend I was dressed and back in the car.</p> <p>So I got to the pool and the buggers wouldn't let me in even though it was ages to closing. Then I remembered I had to go back to the supermarket, while there I lost my key and while frantically running round panicing my boyfriend rang me again to say he'd got home from his game early and was wondering where I was!</p> <p>Eventually I got back to my office, had a quick wash with freezing water and paper towels (we didn't do anything too gross but another guy had been licking bits of my chest which my boyfriend might want to lick later!) and finally burst into the house with a dry swimming costume, a full face of make-up (apart from lippy) and a manic look about the eyes ... and my dear sweet boyfriend just told me how sexy I looked - how bloody guilty did I feel?! ... I told him I'd gone to the gym but had forgotten my card (which was actually true) and then just gone to the supermarket to kill a bit of time - funny til I started doing this I'd never ever told him a lie now I seem to be sneaking around like a dishonest, cheating liar every day, I'm not enjoying that bit and I can't wait til we've put down a deposit on a house and I can stop all this skulking about.</p> <p>Anyway, it was including the rushing about and travelling about 2 hours of my life and I am able to give my boyfriend £100 towards our credit card bill so I suppose we are that tiny bit more closer to our dream than we were this time yesterday. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/25/did-the-fish-eventually-3938033/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>economysex-workhttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/25/did-the-fish-eventually-3938033/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/24/working-tonight-3930911/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-24:/2008/03/24/working-tonight-3930911/Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:57:28 +0100 <p>So guy number one just emailed me and asked if I'd like to work for him this afternoon, a striptease, just an hour and a wee bit of relief, might not be too horrendous after all I know where he lives and I'm pretty certain he's not the bludgeoning, torturing rapist my next new guy could be - I've been reading about serial killers lately, it's like some sort of morbid fascination, I just accidentally chanced upon an article and though it terrified me I couldn't stop reading, and then I read about more and more and now I'm having nightmares and cold shivers - not a wise thing for a person with a soft disposition to be thinking about even if I had a safer kind of job!</p> <p>So yep we've got a load of bills to pay and I know roughly who this chap is so why not, he's charming and polite and just confessed he was very nervous last time ... so thats where I picked it up from! <img class="smiley" src="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/tinymce/jss/plugins/blogdeemotions/smilies/05biggrin.gif" border="0" alt=""> And to be honest I thought I'd messed up last time so it's nice to get a second chance, I mustn't have come across as quite as nervous as I really was!</p> <p>Maybe I'll name the fellas so I can remember them better in my blogs and so you can build up a picture - though of course I wouldn't tell you anything that would identify them! - This one can be called Fish ...I know why, you just have to come up with your own conclusions!</p> <p>Oh dear I've a dreadful back-ache ... I hope I can manage the old sexy strip routine ... what will I wear? Oh Gosh do you think all prozzies have to go through this much stress and organisation before a job?</p> <p>Maybe I'll wrote tomorrow - have a nice Easter Monday those of you lucky enough to be off work. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/24/working-tonight-3930911/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>stripteasesex-workhttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/24/working-tonight-3930911/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/19/dear-colin-3904142/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-19:/2008/03/19/dear-colin-3904142/Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:00:30 +0100 <p>You are a rude, ignorant prick. It really is no wonder your wife doesn't want to shag you and you have to pay women just to get a look at a nice pair of tits. I wouldn't let you book me if you were the last punter on Earth and the repo-men were breaking down my door. </p> <p>Do you honestly think I'd ensconce myself in a hotel room with a man who is so pushy and demanding before even meeting me? I have other men falling over themselves with politeness and compliments, I have never met a man so arrogant and rude as you, you really do think you are God. </p> <p>Well let me tell you Colin the Celtic supporter you may be offering to pay for my services, but I am the one with the skills, I am the one who can say "no" and that's exactly what I am saying now!</p> <p>Good grief you'd probably try and attack me physically if you are so bolshy in your emails - unless of course like all bullies you'd just cower and submit when cornered! I'm guessing you are a sad, pathetic little time-waster sat behind your computer with your pants round your ankles, you probably don't even have a wife, but if you do my God I pity her!</p> <p>So my dear Colin Bhoy, no I will not be sending you any pictures other than the normal marketing shots everyone gets and everyone until now has been happy with. Nor will I ever be meeting you or giving you any kind of service what-so-ever, and you'd better hope we don't ever accidently meet because you are exactly the type of bloke that if I do meet I get angry with, I don't like bullies, I don't like wife-beaters (and I bet you are) and I most certainly don't like bolshy little know it all pricks who are usually middle-management, "look at me, everyone said I'd never make it" little toss-pots and when Soapy Suzie comes across them she avoids them and when Andrea Martin comes across them she humiliates them.</p> <p>You have been warned, so leave me alone and crawl off back under your slimy little stone and if you are serious about paying for sex find some poor streetwalker from Aberdeen's harbour who needs the money so badly she'll put up with your arrogance and obvious inferiority complex!</p> <p><strong>Of course what I actually wrote was "no you can't have any more pictures, go away and buy a magazine and please don't waste any more of my time" - oh dear sometimes it almost hurts to be all Britishly polite!</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/19/dear-colin-3904142/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>sexbad-mannerspolitenesshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/19/dear-colin-3904142/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/18/nothing-has-happened-so-i-did-a-quiz-3899557/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-18:/2008/03/18/nothing-has-happened-so-i-did-a-quiz-3899557/Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:53:19 +0100 <p>How old are you? <strong>29<br> </strong><br> Are you in love? <strong>yes<br> </strong><br> With who? <strong>my boyfriend<br> </strong><br> Do you have any children? <strong>no<br> </strong><br> What would make you the happiest? <strong>having a house with no mortgage!<br> </strong><br> Do you have any dreams that have already came true? <strong>yes a few<br> </strong><br> Do you own or rent your apt/house? <strong>a bit of both!<br> </strong><br> Do you like your job? <strong>what the escort stuff ... well I'd give it up if I could afford to but it's not as horrendous doing it as it is the thought of doing it - rather like a tax return!<br> </strong><br> What is it? <strong>call girl - whore - prostitute - escort - or Soapy Suzie's Exotic Cleaning Services if you want to use the full name!<br> </strong><br> What makes you feel good about your self? <strong>my boyfriend and a good work out and my pets<br> </strong><br> What is the worst job you have ever had? <strong>Well I suppose some would say this one or cleaning toilets in a hospital but to me the worst job was working in a nursing home I hated every second!<br> </strong><br> How long did you work there? <strong>about a week I think<br> </strong><br> Who is the one person in your life you can trust with any thing? <strong>my pal Stevie or my granddad<br> </strong><br> How long have you known them? <strong>Stevie about 4 years and granddad about 8 years (he's a kind of step-grandparent!)<br> </strong><br> What is one thing you want to do before you die? <strong>know that I have been truely happy and lived a fulfilling life<br> </strong><br> Do you hate surveys that ask about your fav. stores? <strong>yes I do!<br> </strong><br> Are you generaly a happy person? <strong>I was but I've been a bit of a gurny old bitch lately<br> </strong><br> What annoys you the most in people? <strong>them getting into my "space"<br> </strong><br> How many people do you love with all your heart? <strong>well my boyfriend ... that's it I think but there's plenty who get a big chunk of my heart!<br> </strong><br> Have you done anything intresting so far this year? <strong>I should imagine so!!!<br> </strong><br> Do you like to go for walks? <strong>yes<br> </strong><br> What kind of activites do you like to do when you have spare time? <strong>swimming and sports<br> </strong><br> Are you a neat freak? <strong>I never used to be but lately I've been a bit distressed by mess I think it's coz I've lost a wee bit of control in other areas of my life!<br> </strong><br> What bothers you the most if its not clean? <strong>phones - I've got this thing about public phones or even using them in other people's offices!<br> </strong><br> What is your favorite kind of candy? <strong>buttons or maltesers<br> </strong><br> What was the happiest moment of your life to date? <strong>pukey though it seems probably a week away with my boyfriend last year where we spent a lot of time on the beach and walking our dogs.<br> </strong><br> How many times have you said "I love you" and meant it? <strong>what today? three times - twice to my boyfriend and once to my rabbit!<br> </strong><br> Do you owe any one money? <strong>yep the bank, the student loans people and the tax man!</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/18/nothing-has-happened-so-i-did-a-quiz-3899557/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>worklifehttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/18/nothing-has-happened-so-i-did-a-quiz-3899557/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/17/feeling-the-strain-3894826/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-17:/2008/03/17/feeling-the-strain-3894826/Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:04:12 +0100 <p>I've been very snappy at my poor boyfriend lately, I think I'm feeling guilty and subconciously trying to put the blame on him that I've taken to whoring out my body. </p> <p>Obviously he's not at all to blame, he'd be horrified if he knew what I was up to and he works hard to pay for our future - it's not really his fault we spend over £60 per week on petrol and hundreds on gas, electric, rent, insurance, student loans and even bloody food now all the prices are going up! </p> <p>He's also told me he'd be happy to live forever in our tiny little home if it meant being with me, but I'm going crazy with the lack of space and it always seems to be untidy because there's too much stuff and not enough cupboards! We've not even got hot water at the moment because the boiler's blown - it's a wash in the sink from water out the kettle or a trip to the gym to use the showers there at the moment (so I'm spending a lot of time at the gym!)</p> <p>I don't know I kind of figured I'd sell my body a few times and hey presto we'd have a house, but obviously it's not going to work like that - got to pay off the overdraft first. My wages are doing that slowly though and the ill-gotten money's going to the bills. It'll still take time, but maybe only a year instead of the four we'd anticipated.</p> <p>I'm wondering about what my boyfriend will think when I give the whoring up, I'm hoping I'll have a pay rise in the day job by then but it's unlikely to be an extra £100 - £200 a week, he's not noticed the extra money but maybe he'll notice it when it goes ... oh well thats a bridge I'll cross when I get there!</p> <p>Got some good feedback today, a "thank you" note from Saturday's visit, telling me once again how beautiful I am and that he'd like to meet again in 4 weeks time - it'd be nice to build up a few regulars who I know won't beat or rape or murder me. See them each once a month - yeah that'd be a good way to earn my keep. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/17/feeling-the-strain-3894826/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>economysexhttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/17/feeling-the-strain-3894826/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/16/well-there-s-another-satisfied-customer-3889656/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-16:/2008/03/16/well-there-s-another-satisfied-customer-3889656/Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:36:52 +0100 <p>So I saw the married guy yesterday - decided I was simply offering a service, it was him cheatng on his wife not me and I was NOT going to feel guilty! (But I was relieved to see two single beds in their bedroom all the same!)</p> <p>I wasn't at all nervous this time, just told myself he obviously wanted me or he wouldn't be paying and I am obviously worth paying for ... I've repeated that mantra since the last time and it must have worked coz I just went right in there and took control.</p> <p>And just like the last he was an absolute honey, very sweet, very polite - happy to chat about the price of petrol etc. and just kept gazing at me as if he was the luckiest guy alive! Infact I'm not sure I'm normally told how gorgeous I am as many times in a month as I was in an hour yesterday afternoon. He just kept saying "wow" a lot and he's definately going to book me again (so long as I'm willing - so polite!)</p> <p>Anyway, again nothing too gross, I did kiss him which I really didn't like, not kissed a man other than my boyfriend since we started going out but I figured it's real life not "Pretty Woman" so I just got on with it and thought of my bloke's face when we can finally afford a house. Other than that it was a massage, a hand-job and posing with my tummy sucked in a lot while he looked on in admiration - not really a bad way to earn £100 in an hour. </p> <p>The money's spent already - had to pay for electric and gas this week (wish I could afford a windmill!) but it was nice being able to just about afford to pay for it without putting it on the credit card! I think I'll probably be doing an hour or two a week from now on - might as well while I've still got the sort of body that make's middle aged blokes jaws drop! - wish it worked for my boyfriend as well!!!</p> <p>So anyway I'd better go back to my real life again - back to £9 an hour in an office for the next few days, it does seem a very paltry sum compared to my other job doesn't it?! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/16/well-there-s-another-satisfied-customer-3889656/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>economy-sexhttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/16/well-there-s-another-satisfied-customer-3889656/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/13/not-a-single-subscriber-3870254/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-13:/2008/03/13/not-a-single-subscriber-3870254/Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:24:57 +0100 <p>Oh go on, please subscribe to my blog - I know you're reading it! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>So I've still not done any slutty work since last Thursday but I'm almost certainly working on Saturday and I've got a couple of serious enquiries.</p> <p>I've decided I think I'll stick to guys over 45 - firstly they seem to be the most respectful and polite, I just got an email saying; "I can't tell you how excited I am to meet you" the Thursday guy said stuff along those lines too. The older guys also seem to be less into the pervy stuff and more into wanting to see a nice young pair of boobies that still point upwards and they seem less inclined to time-waste - I've had quite a few young men who seem to be trying to "court" me, not sure if thats coz they want a freebie or because they're just a bit sad - coz remember these guys haven't met me or seen me, they've just "fallen" for me - oh dear!</p> <p>There is however one young guy who I genuinely like, I've broken my rules with him and e-chatted about ordinary, mundane stuff "what course is it you're doing? / how was work? / what did you study at uni?" etc. very unproffessional and he knows I do rude stuff for money only and there's no chance of a "relationship" but it's a shame I met him how I did coz I reckon we could have been mates and I know my boyfriend would get on with him ...so thats another reason I've gone off young men - supposing I fancied him as well as liked his personality, what a pickle that would be! </p> <p>Then of course there's the risk of young men knowing my boyfriend or me and as I seem to have a lot of interest from guys of 45 - 55 I don't really need to take the risks I would be with young guys ... oh yeah and there's more chance of me being able to beat up an older guy if things got sticky.</p> <p>So yep at the moment I'll stick to the guys of my dad's age, I like older men anyway, they're more "real" and less image orientated - but I just know every single one's gonna make me listen to Simply Bloody Red - Yuck!!! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_yawn.gif" alt=":yawn:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/13/not-a-single-subscriber-3870254/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>sex-workhttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/13/not-a-single-subscriber-3870254/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/12/2nd-booking-3862641/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-12:/2008/03/12/2nd-booking-3862641/Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:04:13 +0100 <p>So gonna see the man with the wife on Saturday - I'll try not to shake with nerves this time! </p> <p>A 2pm booking - £145 agreed upfront for one hour's work ... basically posing in undies, letting him look at my bits and a handjob.</p> <p>I was reading in a magazine last night about a girl who was a streetwalker because she'd "accidently" got hooked on heroin - she was giving blowjobs for £10 and needless to say ended up getting attacked and raped with a knife to her throat.</p> <p>I hope I don't get attacked, I mean I'm pretty sure I'd be OK if someone tried to attack me coz I am pretty tough if I have to be, you see I'm not a very fast runner so I learned young that if I'm scared of someone I have to scare them more and when I've had to defend myself in the past (ie. when out in pubs!) big blokes have ended up chucked across the room with everyone looking awed and me wondering how on Earth it happened - but then in past situations I've not been naked but for a pair of stillettos!</p> <p>I also have my security checks too which the guys are aware of so I suppose I'm not in the danger a girl on the street is in, but it was still worrying to read! </p> <p>Anyway I wasn't going to write about that poor girl getting attacked, I was meant to be writing about the oral for £10 ... imagine being that desperate for cash?! I got £95 for about 2 minutes of giving with a condom on on Thursday, it was safe, clean, warm and quite pleasant and dignified, but I wouldn't have done it for less than £95 that's for sure!</p> <p>But then I was wondering about the guys, coz at the end of the day getting your dick sucked is surely gonna feel the same for £95 as it does for £10 ... infact for £10 you probably won't be forced into wearing a condom! And OK I know I am clean and respectible and able to hold an intellegent conversation - but well so long as your street hooker's not got cold-sores, you won't catch anything from her and lets face it I might have a degree and a wee bit of knowledge about politics but I'm not gonna be able to prove it with my mouth full! ... I wonder why they pay me £85 more than her - just so they can do it infront of their own fire and look at my pretty lingerie? Wow some men have more money than sense - not that I'm complaining of course! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/12/2nd-booking-3862641/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>healthlifehttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/12/2nd-booking-3862641/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/11/i-just-had-to-share-this-3857226/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-11:/2008/03/11/i-just-had-to-share-this-3857226/Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:20:08 +0100 <p>An enquiry I got from a married man:</p> <p>I don't mislead people or mess them around. I am 100% honest and genuine ... Oh yes and my wife is often not around so arranging a discreet session at my house shouldn't be too much of a problem..</p> <p>Is paying  a prostitute to come and service you behind your wife's back no longer dis-honest?</p> <p>Bless him, I genuinely think he means what he says - I bet his wife wouldn't agree though poor lady.</p> <p>God I feel bad about wives! My last chap was separated that was evident even if he'd not told me, I've never done a married bloke before (well not proffessionally and certainly not knowingly) but I suppose better me with my discreet one hour of light relief which is I suppose just like porn but real life than him going out and meeting a "real" woman and then possibly falling in love with her and breaking up his home and ... OK I know I'm justifying it to myself too much here but HE's the one committing adultry not me .. oh dear I hope that there's no such place as Hell!</p> <p>Yeah actually thinking about it, if my boyfriend wasn't getting what he needs from me (which he is I hasten to add, I never shy away from my duties!) I'd much rather he visited a prozzie than took a lover. I bet I'm more at risk of being attacked by a jealous wife than a punter aren't I ... oh God what am I doing? I hate you Alistair Darling!!! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/11/i-just-had-to-share-this-3857226/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lifeeconomyhttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/11/i-just-had-to-share-this-3857226/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/11/home-office-3855617/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-11:/2008/03/11/home-office-3855617/Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:41:51 +0100 <p>Hello Blog-friend(s),</p> <p>Apparently it's organise your home office day today! Well sounds like fun - except I never use my "office" at home, it's my boyfriend's territory despite me being the one who actually needs an office! Never mind I've got one at work and it's practically my home anyway - maybe today I'll organise my office home instead! <img class="smiley" src="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/tinymce/jss/plugins/blogdeemotions/smilies/smileys60.gif" border="0" alt=""></p> <p>I've not really got a lot to say on the "whore"-front, I've got about 8 blokes waiting for a reply but I've gone and got cold feet - which is a bit stupid really as I actually felt dead elated when I finished my "shift" on Thursday night - it was nice being able to afford to pay for stuff for once! </p> <p>It's just I'm so scared my man won't understand, we did discuss it and he said he didn't have a problem with jealousy but he didn't want me to do it incase I got attacked. I know if he found out his problem would be that I lied to him, but I'm a big believer in what someone doesn't know, doesn't hurt them - to tell him in order that I'm not lying would I assume be more cruel because it'd be rubbing his face in it that other people are ogling his girlfriend while he works 24 hours overtime a week in order to pay for our future.</p> <p>I also know if I told him he would feel bad for me being "undignified" to earn money for us both and would insist on taking even more overtime, which is hardly fair on him - oh dear, I guess I'd better get onto those 8 guys and just make damned sure I don't get caught!</p> <p>It doesn't help that I feel unnattractive at the moment, I'm sure I don't look any different, but I feel unsexy and I've got a fair few plukes (probably coz I'm stressing out) at this moment in time I wouldn't pay me £45 - £95 per hour to strip and I just couldn't bear to turn up and a guy to tell me I'm a dog and to bugger off!</p> <p>Does anyone know how to make yourself feel sexy? Coz I know if I feel sexy I will be sexy but it's just so hard getting motivated and feeling good this week! <img class="smiley" src="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/tinymce/jss/plugins/blogdeemotions/smilies/13confused.gif" border="0" alt=""></p> <p>Ah well back to the day-job ... I'm compiling a CD today - not nearly as fun as it sounds!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/11/home-office-3855617/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>lovelifehttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/11/home-office-3855617/#commentshttp://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/10/a-survey-3850463/tag:andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk,2008-03-10:/2008/03/10/a-survey-3850463/Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:56:35 +0100 <p><u>The Last Person You...</u> </p> <p>thought about? <strong>my flatmate<br></strong><br>Looked at?  <strong>a collegue<br></strong><br>said I love you to? <strong>my sister<br></strong><br>hugged? <strong>my boyfriend (or my pet rabbit!)<br></strong><br>kissed? <strong>my boyfriend (I don't think I kissed the rabbit!)<br></strong><br>hurt? <strong>don't know, I try not to hurt people - probably my boyfriend?<br></strong><br>Shared a secret with? <strong>you!!!<br></strong><br>watched a movie with? <strong>gosh not seen a film in ages - should think it was my boyfriend though<br></strong><br>couldn't stop thinking about? <strong>don't know I'm not really an obsessive kind of person<br></strong><br><u>In your family... </p> <p></u>Who makes you laugh? <strong>my big stupid dog!<br></strong><br>Who makes you cry? <strong>my boyfriend<br></strong><br>Who is strict? <strong>well my parents were both very strict but as I've not lived with them for over 10 years I don't consider them immediate family anymore - my "family" of boyfriend, flatmate and pets is very laid back.<br></strong><br>Who is laid back <strong>see above! but I'd say my boyfriend is the most laidback ... unless you count the girl cat!<br></strong><br>Who makes you think? <strong>everybody and everything!<br></strong><br>Who will do anything for you? <strong>the big stupid dog's mum (the small bitch!) and my boyfriend and probably my flatmate if I asked her.<br></strong><br><u>Have you ever?</u> </p> <p>been skinnydipping? <strong>yes<br></strong><br>Made a friend mad? <strong>of course<br></strong><br>gotten a detention? <strong>many years ago yes<br></strong><br>gotten expelled? <strong>not from school<br></strong><br>threw popcorn in a movie theatre? <strong>no I was bought up to have more respect than that!<br></strong><br>been on stage? <strong>not since school<br></strong><br>seen a famous person? <strong>yes<br></strong><br>been pantsed by a friend? <strong>I've no idea what that means but I'm gonna guess it's the same as a wedgie? - in which case yes of course.<br></strong><br>lost your voice? <strong>surely everyone has at some point?<br></strong><br><u>You are...</u> </p> <p>best at?... <strong>getting my own way apparently!<br></strong><br>worst at?... <strong>losing - oh I'm a dreadfully bad looser!<br></strong><br><u>Random </p> <p></u>profession? <strong>appart from call girl you mean? I'm a manger for a manufacturing firm<br></strong><br>best friend? <strong>my boyfriend and my housemate<br></strong><br>Favorite movie star? <strong>I'm not sure I have one particular favourite<br></strong><br>idol? <strong>my idol? I suppose it'd have to be Sir David Attenborough - he's really lived life to the full<br></strong><br>hair color? <strong>blonde, black or brown depending on my mood!<br></strong><br>favorite movie? <strong>I don't have one favourite but I could watch Ali G in da house over and over!<br></strong><br>have you ever been in LOVE? <strong>yes<br></strong><br>favorite color? <strong>pink I think but then I change my mind so often!!!<br></strong><br>have you ever done a bad impersonation of Arnold Scshwartsenagger <strong>no my imersonations are always great - hasta la vista baby lol!<br></strong><br>best memory? <strong>I think it was breakfast with my boyfriend a wee while after we'd met and we had bacon sandwiches on the beach and I remember thinking that life was absolutely perfect.<br></strong><br>worst memory? <strong>telling a stupid lie when I was about 12 years old and the lie got me in so much trouble which I would never have got into if I'd told the truth, I think that was the last time I told a "pointless" lie to my parents.<br></strong><br>favorite band? <strong>I've a lot of faves - I suppose Queen rock though, they've been around forever!<br></strong><br>can you do the worm? <strong>I might be able to if I knew what it was!<br></strong><br>did you like this survey? <strong>It was OK but I didn't understand all the questions!</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/10/a-survey-3850463/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://andreainthemorningsheadspace.blog.co.uk/2008/03/10/a-survey-3850463/#comments