"Ok write your top ten tips (and places) for pulling a woman on your blog"

So I thought I'd think back to past lushes and tell you where I met them - in no particular order of workability!

1.) A social networking site - not a dating site they never worked (My perfect match!)

2.) Told my pal I was going to pull the next bloke who walked in the pub door (and a very happy 7 months we spent together and are still good friends!)

3.) Walking down the street and he and his cousin wanted me and my sister ... he was the attractive one so I made sure I walked wth him, then he pestered me til I agreed to go on a date (that was another happy 7 months and a bit of my heart is still with him but it could never work.)

4.) School

5.) Sitting in his pub bemoaning the loss of the one I met at school

6.) Work (proper work not Suzie)

7.) Man in workplace adjoining mine ... messy, married and also cheating on me with a lass who was later to become a great friend

8.) The support worker of a man who uses my kennels ... I love him a bit to this day and he loves me (and he knows about Suzie) but we'd never make it as a couple so after a brief fling I met my current partner and we're just friends now.

9.) Another barman who had amazing eyes but a terrible drug habit

And that's it ... I've slept with 9 men in my life, weird when you consider my job!

So I think a hypothetical 10th position would be being introduced by friends - it's never worked for me but then I've been single for 7 weeks since I was 16 so friends have never had to introduce me to people but I know a lot of people who married blind dates so it must work.

How to pick them up doesn't have 10 points, just one - be yourself! Women can see right through "acts" and they'll just think you're sad but if you relax and act naturally the right girls will flock to you!

Now that will be £9 please my friend who is not a teacher!!! ;)