You're trapped in a room for 3 days with your worst enemy, what do you do?
bounce on the ugly old fatty!
You are stuck on an elevator with the person you've fallen the hardest for ...
better than being woth old gossipy mouth fatty bum-bum wouldn't it - we'd play games it'd be a giggle!
The celebrity you love the most offers to marry you, as long as you don't talk to any of your current friends or family members anymore, do you marry them?
no that'd be stupid I don't even know him!
You weigh 700 pounds, do you get liposuction or lose the weight manually?
thats 50 stone - I'd not ge that fat in the first place!
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
yes he does which is why I'm going to marry him!
Have you ever liked someone on your top?
is this like a Myspace top 8 thing? If so yes.
Your boyfriend/girlfriend finds out they have AIDS, do you get yourself tested?
Of course and I wouldn't be happy about it either!
If you ever wanna live to see another day, you're forced to snort cocaine, do you do it?
hang on you mean I am being forced and I don't have to pay or meet any dodgy dealer types? and you think I'd say no? c'mon, I'm no druggie but it's not smack is it?!
What about shoot up heroin?
Ah! well I suppose just the once and only coz I'm gonna die if I don't!
you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
I've never seen a saw movie, horror doesn't do anything for me, but I should think so they're pretty stupid in those films aren't they!
You have to dye your hair a different color for the rest of your life, what color do you choose?
Prolly blonde
Someone asks you on a date, where do you wanna go?
picnics are always nice 1st dates
You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
I'd rather not share that information it could lead to who I really am!
When's the last time you were in a photobooth taking pictures with friends?
not sure I've ever done that!
Are you mad about anything?
mad as in angry or just plain nuts?
Your good friend is getting beat up real bad in a fight, do you help out?
depends if he bought it on himself and how bad "real bad" is
Are you listening to music?
no
When's the last time you had a birthday party?
my last birthday
Are you planning on going to college?
no been there, done that and almost finished off paying the fees 10 years on!
Do you smoke weed everyday?
never have
Could you go a month without cursing?
if I had to
Are you currently reading a book?
I'm currently reading 2 books which are due back soon so better get a move on!
Have you ever ridden a horse?
yes
What's the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Borat I think
Would you strip for a million dollars?
lol well it'd beat £95!
Are you scared of sharks?
no
You can take one friend on vacation with you (no boyfriends/girlfriends!), who do you take?
If I couldn't take my partner I'd rather go alone or with the dogs, me time is something I lack!
Have you met your dream guy/girl?
yep
Your friend has bulimia, what do you do?
ditch them I'm afraid or ask them not to talk about it, these "illnesses" really piss me off.
You take someone's boyfriend/girlfriend and they start cutting themselves, do you feel bad?
No self harm is another made up illness and I hate attention seekers - I wouldn't take someone's boyfriend anyway
You get arrested, what for?
Tax evasion I guess - that's the only law I've ever broken
What are you wearing?
Jeans and t.shirt and cardi
Have you ever been called 'scene'?
no - is that good?
Abortion; yes or no?
yes
Gay marriage; yes or no?
yes