Hello there, sorry I've not been about much. Not been working so had nothing to report really. The Fish and I keep missing one another and then today I got his message asking me to work and I'm like "Yay! at last I need the dosh" and then I realise that unfortunately I am "unclean" and while I'm sure there's plenty of guys who'd pay for that kind of thing I fear the Fish isn't one of them!

So here's a survey incase you'd like to get to know me better.

A fact about the person you love ...
HE'S VERY TALL

What happened at 10:00 am today?
MY BOSS GAVE ME A LOVELY GIFT

When did you last cry?
WHEN I READ A SAD STORY IN A BOOK ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO

What do you want in your life right now?
ABOUT £40,000 WOULD MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE! (MORE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER!)

Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
NO 

Something you just don't understand?
BIO-CHEMISTRY ALWAYS STRUGGLED WITH THAT AT UNIVERSITY

What is the last thing someone bought you?
CONCERT TICKETS I THINK

When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
NOT SURE WHO THAT IS BUT PROBABLY NEVER!

Where did you last eat?
IN MY SITTING ROOM

Name someone whose name starts with the letter "A".
ANDREA!

Who's the most annoying person in your neighborhood?
I LIVE IN THE COUNTRY SO THE POULTRY ARE THE MOST NOISY THINGS AND I DON'T THINK THEY CLASS AS PEOPLE!

What were you doing at 8:30PM last Friday night?
I WAS AT A MAKE-UP PARTY

What are you thinking of right now?
CAMERON DIAZ

What did you do today?
JUST WORKED ... OR MORE LIKE MAINLY PRETENDED TO WORK WHILE I SURF THE NET OH AND I INTERVIEWED A LASS TOO, SHE SEEMS NICE AND IS STARTING NEXT MONTH.

Do you have a job?
YEP

What are you doing right now besides this survey?
DRINKING TEA AND PRETENDING TO READ SOME REPORTS

What are your plans tomorrow?
GOING TO WORK - MIGHT ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING TOMORROW!

Exactly where did you get the clothes you're wearing right now?
MAINLY EBAY!

What is your current problem?
WHORES SHOULDN'T HAVE PERIODS!

Laid in someone elses bed today?
NOPE

Last time you spoke to someone you like?
WELL I LIKE MY COLLEGUES SO JUST 10 MINUTES AGO - THE PERSON I LOVE WAS AT ABOUT 7AM TODAY.

What are you looking forward to this week?
FRIDAY!

Have you ever had your heart broken?
YEAH

Do you like someone right now?
YEP I LOVE SOMEONE TOO!

Why did your parents give you the name you have?
PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY LIKED IT?

Who was the last person you yelled at?
MY GRANDDAD BUT NOT IN AN ANGRY WAY BUT BECAUSE HE COULDN'T HEAR ME AND MY SHOES WERE HURTING TOO MUCH TO WALK OVER TO HIM

What is something you do when you are mad?
GET VIOLENT OR DRIVE TOO FAST WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY VERY BAD AND SO I TRY AND TAKE DEEP BREATHS AND CONSIDER THE CONSEQUENCES OF LOSING MY TEMPER

Have you ever cried when you're mad?
YEP